:dad:You know, I'm not in it just to mess with you. I'm hired.
:bf:beep
:dad:Her dad wants you gone, replaced, outta here. Nothing personal.
:bf:boop
:dad:I've been lonely all my life. I figured this could be a way to change it all.
:dad:Well, I'm also in it so one day I can lick peanut butter off her feet. That wasn't part of the contract though.  