:dad:Did ya like that song?
:bf:Was I supposed to?
:dad:Yeah, I could get a record deal!
:dad:But I need to deal with you first. Or else I get put down.
:dad:'Nd that means I can't play with my trucks. 
:dad:...or sing.
:gf:Oh no, that's horrible!
:dad:Sorry, Walter doesn't talk to women.