:gf:Hey Boyfriend! Check out this adorable little puppy my dad got me!
:dad:Woof woof, I'm Doge! 
:bf:It's pretty cute. I guess.
:dad:Listen to me, Boyfriend. I will dominate every aspect of your relationship for the next 15 years. You will have no love. You will have no peace. I will be all she ever cares for. 
:bf:Huh?